this is the i am getting fatter blog. the blog for people to bitch n discuss about those lorry tires we're getting everyday. basically the crew consist of:
inaFETs
BUTTERcup
SpareTire
and kongbakPAU

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to bust those fats!

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December 2006
January 2007
September 2010

noooo! it's the 13th of dec!
so unlucky.
then again, it's lucky that it's not a friday,
double the bad luck. . .
so ppl, don't start to diet today, it's UNLUCKY

but then again, if u have already an unluck day, i think it's alright to diet,
just don't choke on ur 13th salad.

the 13 unlucky thing that will make up the 13times unlucky day.
1.walking under a ladder to the kitchen to get a bar of chocolate containing 13 pieces

2.eating the bar of chocolate cotaining 13 pieces, then being guilty and pigging on another 12bars cotaining 13 pieces each.

3.walking 13x2 times under the ladder to get those other 12 bars of chocolate.

4.feeling sick with urself and going out for a walk to walk of the calories, u find out it's raining so u open a umbrella INSIDE before going out.

5. u open n close ur unbrella another 12 times because; u had to change ur shoes to flip-flops, u had to close the windows, then u were thirsty, u had to got to the toilet, u forgot ur key, someone called, u found ur pant's had a hole, finally realised the ladder was bad luck and put it back, thought after all u'd done should be worth enough calories *open close*sat down, though better of it and opened it again, realised it had a hole and changed another one and opened it before realising it wasn;\'t raning any more.

6. u finally got out and say the cat-lady next door holding 13 black kittens to be given out as she couldn't afford to keep them.

7. on ur way, u passed by a mac and went in cuz u couldn't resist the scent, ordered a pack of offer fries that cost $1.30

8.ate 13 fries before feeling sickned with urself for eating so much.

9.throwing the rest of it into bin no.13.

10.as u walked back, bus 13 ran into a puddle n u got splashed head to toe in dirty water.

11.u took the stairs in order to lose more calories but couldn't tahan when u reached the 13th floor.

12.u went up the rest of the way in the lift and took a shower, the shower broke down after 13 mins.

13. by then it was only 13mins past one o'clock in the afternoon. 13:13.

probably 13 seconds too.

*oi... kungbakPAU, if ur reading this, accept it leh.
**spare tyre/tire blog leh... be a MAN, man =S
posted by BUTTERcup =)